FAST FOOD NAIROBI

  • An Overly Honest Review of Chicken Inn…

    chicken Inn

    A candid review of Chicken Inn, covering its strengths, weaknesses, and how it compares to the competition. Find out if it’s worth your money. So it’s a Sunday, 10:38 in the morning, just woke up, eyes barely open and I’m feeling like a used diaper. Wanted to type up this Chicken Inn review… it’s been…

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  • Picnic Spot Review: Evergreen Park Kiambu Rd

    picnic kiambu rd evergreen park

    Planning a picnic at Evergreen Park? Here’s what you need to know, from hours, the entrance fee, activities you can partake and so much more Hey, I have a genius date idea—let’s take a bunch of food and drink, ignore the tables and chairs in our home, and instead, haul everything outside to the middle…

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  • The 5 Best Burger Joints in Nairobi Right Now

    Burgers

    This post is a roundup of the 5 best burger joints in Nairobi, based on what most people recommend—not just my picks. So, you can trust that these spots are the absolute best and this list isn’t biased in any way. No one asked but I love burgers…I love burgers; it’s almost a fetish at…

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  • Pizza Hut Kenya Menu, Offers, Pricing, & Locations

    Pizza Hut Kenya | Mombasa Road

    Pizza Hut has been around since 1958, serving up pizzas as an American fast-food chain. It made its way to Kenya in 2015, with the official launch happening in February 2016. They opened two branches—one at Westgate Mall and another in the CBD, although the CBD spot has since closed down. Like any pizza joint,…

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  • The Best Cocktail Happy Hour Deals in Nairobi

    Cocktails

    This post is an overview of restaurants and bars with happy hour. Find out what’s on offer and how long the happy hour lasts at each spot. “Happy hour” is really just code for hanging out at a bar or restaurant after work, usually between 5-7 PM, where you can score some discounts on drinks—especially…

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  • Kenyans Once Fought KFC, and They Won

    KFC Kenya

    Uncover how Kenyans took a stand against KFC and won, leading to a major shift in the fast-food giant’s approach to local sourcing. Learn about the changes and their impact on local farmers. Yes, Kenyans really took on KFC and actually won. It’s a story of solidity, community spirit, and the power of consumer voices.…

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  • Did Subway Rebrand to Subz?

    Subway Restaurant

    This post is an overview of what happened to Subway sandwich shops in Kenya, and whether Subz is a rebrand of that. The original title for this post was unnecessarily dramatic as usual, and it’s still in the URL. Yeah, conspiracy theory material, until a rep from Subz reached out to say it wasn’t entirely…

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  • Let’s Stop Pretending: Sonford Fish & Chips Is Terrible

    Sonford Fish & Chips

    It’s almost impossible to be in Nairobi as a resident for any length of time without visiting Sonford, despite the social classes and all. Everyone seems to love it because it’s relatable, supposedly cheap, and even a meme at one point. Despite the food being terrible, people continue to speak highly of it and keep…

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  • Quickmart Hotdogs: Is the Hype Warranted?

    Quickmart Hotdogs

    Discover the mainstream world of Quickmart’s hotdogs in this comprehensive review. From taste to options and textures, everything you need to know is broken down and covered in depth. There is no delivery service for Quickmart hotdogs yet, so the only way you can have them is by visiting their outlets. As of 2025, the hotdogs are…

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  • Burger King in Kenya Review

    Burger King TRM

    This post is an overview and review of Burger King Kenya menu items recommendations for those that are actually good and the ones that you should skip. Burger King is probably the most slandered fast food on Kenyan social media platforms. “From portion sizes to heavily processed tasting food“ In this post, we will try to…

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